i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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