Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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