It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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