Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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