Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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