i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Enjoy the penises
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
