I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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