I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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