oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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