when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
