If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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