Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I wish I could teleport
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Randomize
