white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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