he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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