didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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