I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I don't think brook has ever known best
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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