My balls are so social today.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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