On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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