i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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