I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I got inside last night via doggy door
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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