Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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