omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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