I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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