dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Text me some of your sweat
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i out mim tonsoeep
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
