I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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