I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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