Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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