so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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