Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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