i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Someone shattered a urinal.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
