If you die in college, do you die in real life?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
