if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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