The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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