1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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