I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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