The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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