i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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