In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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