Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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