She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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