omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
