how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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