He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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