remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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