I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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