she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Randomize
