so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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