I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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