Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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