I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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